You know how sometimes you come across a designer handbag or a pair of shoes that you totally want to get? Well Cow and Pig know how that feels…
“I heard butchers are coming to gather pigs and cattle”, Pig sighed. “Well it looks like we are going to have to bring out the bad boys…” Cow announced. With that Pig and Cow went into their stalls…
“Everyone! Hide, the butchers have arrived!!” Owl cooed. Just as everyone hid Cow and Pig came half stumbling half sprinting out of the barn.(Pig was tripping over his flare yoga pants. They were a size too big). Everyone peeked out from behind bushes, stalls and farm equipment to see Pig and Cow in yoga suits!! After Pig and Cow laid out their yoga mats on the grassy area outside the barn doors they immediately went into action. Cow started to perform “Cow face” pose. Cow happened to be facing Stick who laughed hysterically! Pig started to perform “Frog” making a total fool out of himself! The boss butcher passed by with a formal, grunt. Right behind came the employee butcher who had his nose stuck up in the air smelling something. ” Boss, do you smell that, it’s almost like cotton, polyester and, and farm animals!” The employee butcher shouted. “Harold, I don’t know why it smells like cotton and polyester but it smells like animals only because we’re on a farm!’ The boss butcher yelled!
The butchers ended up leaving with mud on their boots, the smell of animals and two yoga books Cow and Pig sold them. Leaving Pig and Cow with a profit of $13.69. When the animals came out of hiding there was a strange smell in the air…….almost like polyester and cotton…
As you can see Cow and Pig do know how it feels to find a designer handbag, an animal or a pair of shoes you really want to get because when Cow and Pig saw those yoga clothes it was a must have.(It obviously was because it saved their life!)
Never trust animals in Yoga outfits…
-Mackenzie Forno
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